Squint, who wants to do it all, takes on too much, then wants to grab "a fast boat to Sydney".
Reuben, who wants everything done right, and hesitates starting, because of the strain.
Valerie, who feels if you want something strong enough, it's compelled to happen.
Kelly Jean, who's all for equality, while using every female means to get there.
Delane, who gives every effort to fix bad situations, winding up being blamed as the cause.
Tristan, who runs on creative and emotional juice, neglecting practical matters.
Flynn, who uses humor as an escape for anything that threatens to make life too serious.
Robin, who'll work hard at something challenging, but gives little effort to routine tasks.
Jay, who loves giving advice, whether it's wanted or not.
Heather, who feels appearance is crucial to handling life best.