Subject: Marijuana in firewood



'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'


The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil
and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd.. Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'


(Rednecks know how to git-'er-dun).

NOW THATS FUNNY DERICK.... ROFLMAO

HEY,HEY THATS A GOODONE

Love It

that was good rite there-

That was a cocker.

Thanks for sharing, good joke, but to be honest no jokes I have one question. Did you know that you can always order medical marijuana online? Some stores offer this service and it is very convenient. That's how thanks to this service, I came across this store https://wayofleaf.com/ they offer convenient delivery of their goods. Large selection of organic medical marijuana and other products - oils and more. I am satisfied with the quality of their product. I can recommend this store to people who need it for treatment.