Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.
You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

Maybe if we Redistribute the Wealth, things like this wouldnʼt happen?!

What does Omaba & Karl Marx think of this?!

Am I Wrong for Protecting my Family?!

Republican's Answer:


BANG!




Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-Shock hollow points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one ?

Wife: You ain't takin' that to the taxidermist!

Definitly a southerner here!!!

Dang Danny...Reckon I'd be Southern born & bred!! And proud of it too!!

ALLAN BISHOP
(JABBER JAW)

Southerner all day.

i must be a southerner

I LIKE THAT DANNY

I like that Danny; I would definetly be a southern and proud of it. Also the pups are just about ready.

No wonder I seen Willie Small at Wal-Mart buying more bullets

wow you republicans sure are tough

good one where do you get this stuff!!!!!!!

BANG BANG BANG TRUE BORN SOUTHERNER EXCEPT MINE WOULD BE HOLLOW POINT 45 CALIBER Auto, My NEXT DEER WOULD BE SKINT WITH HIS KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MARC

...and then we need to hang him high on a tree at the courthouse and watch the buzzards pick him in order to discourage more of the same behavior.....lol

I AM SOUTHERN BORN AND BRED AND VERY PROUD OF IT. I WILL ALWAYS BE A SOUTHERNER

WOULD YOU HOLD THIS STICK OF DYNAMITE WHILE I LIGHT IT. OH, I`LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINS. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM.
SOUTHERNMREDNECK, PROUD AMERICIAN, HELL YEAH. GET ER DONE

Southerner and like Hank Williams Jr. said if the south would have won we would have had it made.

Obama to the top

Well I just want to state that if Obama is elected president this country is headed to hell in a handbasket.

Well get ready to head that way, I'm not voting for Crack McCain or Hussein

Well if you want your money taken from you and given to crackhead deadbeats that want work vote for obama. If you want your tax money to go to african american descendents of slaves for back pay repparations vote for obama. If you want this country's future to be run by shaggy haired, sleep til' noon, playstation playin', want do hard work youths vote for obama.


"CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN"

If you want columbine or Oklahoma bombing vote for McCain, I forgot they are not descendants of slave, but they killed children and innocent people.

Go Figure

I have no idea what you are talking about or the point you are trying to get across. Those two events happened while the Clinton Administration was in office pal. Combine Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson and u get an Obama.

I show don't want Jesse Jackson or his sidekick rev. al

a southerner and redneck pround of it..

gimmie a bigger gun so i can shoot a bigger bullet--like the above guy said,southern redneck and proud of it-

Funderburke and Outlaw tell that crap to someone who wants to hear it! Outlaw probably is a real OUTLAW!!!!!

Definately a southern thing, folks in north carry 45 colts.