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This halloween when the little ones come to your door trick or treating, instead of putting candy in their bag take 1/2 out. Explain to them that you must "spread the wealth/their candy" to all the little kids who were too lazy to go out and get their own.
I bet that flys like a turd in a punch bowl at a black tie gathering......