I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
>language in America. I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a
>gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America. I'm
>voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
>spending my money than I could. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull
>out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying
>to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country. I'm
>voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain
>in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in
>ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my
>tires to proper levels. I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill
>millions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death
>row alive. I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America
>should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even
>and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can
>redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed. I'm
>voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them,
>are the cause of crimes and killings. I'm voting Democrat because when
>someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can
>respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand. I'm
>voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are
>obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
>fine. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
>should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe
>element that could never get their agenda past voters. I'm voting Democrat
>because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources
>through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services,
>but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America
>illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we? I'm voting Democrat
>because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my
>horse.

thats a good one pat-

Could you post a picture of your horse?

Gas was a lot cheaper when Clinton was in office....and gosh gee, please don't marry that poor horse

Why was gas cheaper when Clinton was in the White House?

CSSJR

Clinton was having an affair with one of the oil sheiks! Define, "Affair."

gas was cheaper in the 90s cheaper in the 80s cheaper in the 70s so what does that have to do with the president. had you guys going with this one.sad part is every thing up there is true.