I've just this minute read the entry for Arlette Zola in the encyclopaedia and I can honestly say that I have never in my entire life laughed as hard or as loud. Ever.

Sir, you are a motherfuckin' genius.

No he's not. He omits acute accents, umlauts and cedillas. And them squigly things they use in Serbo Croat.

Anna is right. I'm really quite rubbish