Now that I no longer have a coconut-flavoured Sword of Damacles dangling over me as regards this year's Eurovision songs, I have been getting into the CD for this year's Contest.

One thing which always strikes me when listening to it is that Olivia Lewis' song would be far better if she replaced every utterance of the word 'Vertigo', with that of 'Leprosy'. 'Chlamydia' wouldn't scan.