Round One:
Scroll down the message board and each time you see donnell's name take a shot.
If anyone is still not comatose, move on to round two.
Round Two:
At random pick one of these posts and for every error, whether gramatical or not, take another drink. Now that everyone is probably feeling the effects, the people who quit after the first round can join back in for the third.
Round Three:
Take turns reading aloud from a post that was not used in round two. Every time you make a mistake, drink again.