I am so tired of cleaning up behind these dirty guys who apparently have never seen a mat. I put this note on the outside of my office door this a.m. Do you really think they will pay any attention?? NO! They will read it and laugh and track the mud right on in!

~There is a mat outside this door. (Look down,
it is that brown rubber thing under your feet). You use it by scrubbing your feet back and forth
across it. It is not there for looks - unlike
some things that enter this door it actually
serves a useful purpose. There is also a nice fluffy one inside the door as well for those who simply can’t seem to locate the one under their
feet. If you need further instruction of the use of rugs and mats or simply need help locating one
please feel free to consult the biotch inside.~

Maybe I will start assigning the floor cleaning duties to them on a rotating basis...now I bet THAT would work!

Have you set a time and place for your funeral? If you try and assign floor cleaning duties to Tyke, he's gonna kill you.

Barry - He hasn't killed me in all these years, he ain't gona start now.....although I am sure there are times he would LIKE to!