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Hillside Troll
Nov 22, 06 - 4:02 AM |
Troll Mud
Troll Mud: an advertisement satire TV spot: a late night infomercial. Miraculous Troll Mus is not just your everyday mixture of dirt and water. Troll Mud contains a secret mix of magical ingredients of clay, dirt, water and the right amount of homeopathic organic matter to give it all of its famed curative properties. Like Duct Tape, Troll Mud also has a thousand and one versatile uses. For the military-minded, its Troll Mud Camoflauge Paste for use on those convert night raids upon an enemy bastion. (insert picture of Arnold in the jungle along the river in the movie Predator.) For those of the health-conscious mind set, there is the Troll Mud for a long soaking and relaxation in the Mud Baths. (insert picture of client in San Fran Mud Bath from movie The Body Snatchers). In the world of beauty, there is Troll Mud Cosmetics. Troll Mud facials will smoothen the skin and rid those wrinkles in the fabric of time. In this regard, Troll Mud is better than Ponce de Leon's famous fountain of youth. And better yet, you do not have to go to Florida to get Troll Mud. For hikers and other outdoor enthusiasts... Tired of bites from pesky flying and creeping insects? Rub Troll Mud on your exposed skin for use as an insect repellent. Troll Mud is totally without that oil, greasy feeling that other marketed bug repellents will give you as an extra. And besides, Troll Mud is ecologically safe to the environment. Do you have extra fair skin but still love time on the beach? Use Troll Mud as a Sun Block with an SF of 1000 and thus prevent any chance of sun burn and possible skin cancer. It is a guarantee that Troll Mud does not effect the Ozone Layer and might even help it. Although not recommended for actual consumption, Troll Mud is children friendly and is safe to use in the making of those child-famous mud pies. For the household fixer uppers... Troll Mud can be used to caulk cracks and seams as well used to patch holes in walls. Larger amounts of Troll Mud can be used as a decorative effect to give a home that well-loved stucco look. Troll Mud comes in all-natural earth-tone colors. (small print disclaimer: It is not recommended to paint over Troll Mud applications. Further, buy the small rectangular forms, and mold Troll Mud into sun-dried bricks and build your complete house out of this versatile product. For those folks that prefer Arts and Crafts, there is a variety of Troll Mud that can be shaped and baked to produce whatever pottery item that an artisan can imagine. Eat a bowl of soup or drink a cup of coffee, all formed from the fabulous Troll Mud kneaded by your own hands. The uses of Troll Mud are endless, so buy some now and put your imagination to work. Note: Troll Mud is a reliable and sturdy product tested by all cultures and civilizations over time dating back to ancient Sumer and pharonic Egypt. |
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Amused Gryphon
Nov 25th, 2006 - 11:40 AM |
Re: Troll Mud
Sea Creatures on a Mountain fossils of sea creatures found on mountain side. how many eons did it take for uplifting ride? from ocean bottom to mountain top, a sea creature compressed into solid rock. mollusk shells, tribolites, and diatoms; how long ago did these critters first appear? when did applachian range rise from sea? answer lies somewhere in between the two, or so it would seem to me. plate teutonics and continental drift, such the means of a fossilized gift, to find a sea creature upon mountain side, imprinted inside a stone to hide, collected along a stream bed to sift. base of granite and metamorphic stones, solid foundation of earthly bones. What would it imply, if I only could, also find pieces of petrified wood? |
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Absurdus
Dec 1st, 2006 - 3:20 PM |
Re: Troll Mud
A Dali Gone Haunting When guesses become sterile, And ideas stray out of grasp; Reality erodes away from crisp forms, Does anyone take notice? The rain melts an orb into a teardrop, A wedge blends into an oval, A Dali painting gone haunting; What once firm ground grows soft, And the small enlarges in area, And the large gives away its vastness, To a recess unseen and apart. A jostle between impressive and tiresome; A reek aroma of waste resides there, In a mortar growing barbs that bite, Dog and pony shows locked up in dark crates, And then sold as a class of assets. Pet causes designed to sire guilt, And arts emerge to shock and stun, To what depths of nerve has the humane sunk? Shortages and recessions to come, Abandoned civilizations in pieces and shards, A god ices over and ebbs away, One popular fad today, soon forgot tomorrow; Time pending, time advancing, time long gone, An ethereal pattern frozen into a mosiac; Grays rusting to a bleeding dull reddish ore, From the ground, into the light, then back to sand, A being lost into shifting quicksands of time, Radicals and ions making the changes, Avoiding and adhering in a dance of... Lost Ideals and talismans of guesses, When A Dali goes a haunting. |
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