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Lisa Nogier-Dovey
 Aug 20, 06 - 9:04 PM |
THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ......
THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU OWN A HORSE.... 1. To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap. 2. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer. 3. To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class. 4. To get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Enter them in a liberty class. 5. To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water. 6. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show. 7. To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall. 8. To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals. 9. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is a round to see him. 10. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse. 11. To make it rain? Mow a field of hay. 12. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one 
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Alina
Aug 23rd, 2006 - 7:24 PM |
Re: THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ......
That is all so true.
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Lisa
Dec 6th, 2006 - 2:33 PM |
Re: THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ......
I love number 12. It's sooooo true 
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Lisa
Dec 6th, 2006 - 2:36 PM |
Re: THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ......
oops Alina got there first  and I guess I should call my self Lisa A to save confusion
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