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Craig



Dec 10, 07 - 4:09 PM
Yo Mama... (Not Safe For Work)

Your mom is so fat, she's unit strength 10.
Your mom is so ugly she has a 5+ scaly skin save.
Your mom is so fat Slaanesh said "No thanks."
Your mom is so fat she has structure points.
I charged your mom in the rear and she broke.
Your mom is so ugly, she causes fear.
Yo momma so fat, she backed up a Hive Fleet for 6 months.
Your mom is so fat she counts as a Monstrous Creature in close combat.
Your mom is open topped. ... so I penetrated her.
you mom's so fat, she blocks LOS twice her Width*
*only in 3rd edition.
Your mom's so fat she can tank shock.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to summon hoer with the Lore of Heaven.
Your mom is so fat she causes 2D6 impact hits.
Your momma's so fat, she counts as 20 models when in assault.
Yo momma so ugly, she made Orks forget the W.
your mum is so fat she takes up an additional hero choice
Your mom is so ugly, the Commissar shot her twice.
Your mom is so smelly, Nurgle said "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"
Yo' momma so fat she gets a 3+ invuln save
You momma, is SO fat, that when goes places she has to roll reinforcements for her ass.
Yo momma, is SOOOOOO fat, that she grants cover saves to Titans!
Yo momma's so fat, she got nineteen wounds.
your Momma's so fat, that she casts a shadow in the warp.
yo mamma so fat when shes in my line of sight i scatter 1d6"
Your momma is so fat that when she moves, its treated as a large ordnance template.
Your mom is so ugly she forces a leadership test whenever she's in line of sight.
Your mom is so fat that the Inquisition pushes her over as an alterative to Exterminatus.
yo mommas so uglu when i charge into her cooter i have to do a dangerous terrain test
Yo mamas so FAT, her ass counts as a Vortex Grenade
Yo mama's so fast she's been labelled a Space Hulk, and Terminators run through her every month or so looking for Gene Stealers to Exterminate.
yo momma's so fat, her ass counts as a storm shield
Joel

Sacramento, CA


Dec 11th, 2007 - 10:47 AM
Your mom is open topped. ... so I penetrated her

Classic.

Where did you get these?
Craig



Dec 11th, 2007 - 4:28 PM
Re: Yo Mama... (Not Safe For Work)

I can't tell you.
Rule #1. And Rule #2.


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